Ughhhh, Phone Sex
I found this in the comments section on xojane.com
I worked for an adult phone line… Yeah.
The strangest caller was a man who wanted to be my pet chicken and have me cook and eat him as part of a roast dinner. He did the voice of the chicken and I described preparing a roast dinner, it was really hard to make roasting potatoes sound sexy.
He just kind of talked like maybe an animated chicken would. Things like “Ooh, I’ve never been in the house before!” and “I’m nourishing you, aren’t I?”
So now I know there is no normal sexuality.