April 2007
6 posts
In The Land of Awkward
So monique and I went to see “In the Land Of Women” tonight (shut up) and there was just something wildly innappropriate about the story. Hmm, what was it…lemme think…oh yeah - ADAM BRODY’S CHARACTER MAKES OUT WITH A MOTHER AND ALSO HER TEENAGE DAUGHTER! Each of these makeout sessions is inappropriate on its own - the mom is married, and the daughter is way underage, whereas adam brody is supposed...
way to suck, israel.
In the ancient biblical land of israel, they have many antique treasures. However, a stupid carriage from 1990 is NOT one of them. The carriage survived two world wars, and a whole bunch more local ones, but it was fire (that tricky bastard) that brought it down after 150 years. Was this carriage so important that they had to spend a whole bunch of money to re-create it? They obviously did not....
OMGZ, FOWARDS WILL SAVE UR LIFE!
So, Friends of the InterNet, what’s worse than fowards? FOWARDS FROM OLD PEOPLE! LAME! They’re always about safety or being best friends forever. Terrible. Expecially because they’re always written in like illegible dark blue curlz font on a bright blue background. Old people are for some reason juuuuuust catching on to the craze of the chain-letter forwards, and will send you that garbage about...
too lazy to write/not too lazy to steal
I was reading this suuuuuper funny site, zulkey.com (go visit it for reals!) and i came across a post that reminded me of the first piece ever written for this site, “Monique’s Funeral Will Be Off Da Hook”. So anyway, I am posting this piece about how claire zulkey wants to have the worst wedding ever here, because I know most of yall are too lazy to click on a link and read it on her site. But...
VH1 Jukebox = Genius!
So here I am in Israel, with sixteen television channels and nearly all of them are crap. Except for one, shining beacon of light. And that beacon of light is VH1. Unlike the garbage that they show on the channel here in AmericaLand (nonstop irrelevant countdowns, lame-o celebrities bitching about crap I don’t care about), this VH1 shows mostly weird music video blocks. The one that stood apart...
My Cousin, the Ghost
So my cousin just graduated from college, and decided to move to Australia. her mom is Australian, so she can work there, but she had never gotten herself an Australian passport. So, she applied for one, and it came. There was just one little problem: my cousin, you see, was born in a town called Lebanon, New Hampshire. However, on an Aussie passport, they only write the town or city you were born...
