June 2007
6 posts
Own a dog, get a free smoothie.
Feeling thirsty and in need of a Femme Boost, I stepped into Jamba Juice this afternoon. I had my dog with me, but I didn’t see any No Pets signs, so I assumed I was OK to bring her in. Once I got inside, like three employees came over to me and told me that I wasn’t allowed to have a dog there. I said “but there’s no sign!” One of the dudes said “yes there is.” (there totally wasn’t. I was right,...
I bought a maternity dress.
I was at Target this weekend buying The OC dvd sets (probably) and I spotted this really cute dress. As people with eyes can attest, I have a rather large chest. This makes it basically impossible to buy shirts or dresses with seams under the chest, since the chest area will always be too small. The dress that I saw on the rack at Target had a large chest area and i raced over to try it on over my...
Pay Attention Harper Collins!
Monique and Caroline can never write a book because the perfect title was already taken- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. The two of them pretty much walk around all day saying incredibly offensive things to people just to see how they react. We have prepared a handy list (because we are like sooo fond of list-formatted articles right now) of really super awesome things to say that will...
ticketmaster, ewwwww
I went on ticketmaster to buy tickets to see CSS, and I know how everyone complains about how much they suck, but WOW, i really had no idea! They wanted to charge $6.50 per ticket “processing fee”, then another $4 per ticket “convienience fee” (who was being convienienced? certainly not me!) plus another $2.50 to email me a pdf of the tickets so i could print them out myself. Last time i checked,...
oh my god, yall
this piece from http://www.zulkey.com/diary_archive_040907.html about miniature horse shoes is seriously one of the funniest things i have read in a long time. please direct your attention to it, because claire zulkey is much better at gayblogging than monique or i will ever be. (we’re too busy being famous, duh) posted by caroline
summer is the most awkward season
Now, to be diplomatic, I hate literally every season (fall: leaves are too crunchy and I don’t like thanksgiving food, winter: i am always cold and literally turn into a bear plus making plans for new years eve is really stressful, spring: it rains and takes too long for the leaves to come back and everyone just walks around comparing the weather to last year’s weather like it is some sort of...
