i hate my sister.
one of my assignments at my job is to track down the availability of film rights to books, and i talk to all of these important people who don’t know that i’m an intern. They all pretty much think that I am important too and say things like “you should send your assistant over to pick up the manuscript” to which I am like “oh yes, my assistant. Naturally.” yesterday evening I was at my apartment...
So I’m the biggest Francophile I know. Caroline says I know 12 people and that’s just not true: I know a lot of people! I know so many people that I went to the Bastille Day Festivities on 60th between Bloomingdale’s and Barney’s, that my french school threw. I knew so many people there and I was just SO popular that I was DANCE RAPED! We were watching the French Can-Can group which was Can...
you’re killing me t-mobile. you’re killing me!
I literally want an iphone so badly so that I seethe with jealousy everytime i see one. I refuse to aknowledge them because I don’t want to give the person who owns it the satisfaction that I am borderline suicidal with envy. Unfortunately, for my sixteenth birthday last year (july 9th, 2006) I cursed myself with a Sidekick III, the worst phone ever half-designed by mental patients. The phone has...
My Life Is SO Awkward.. goes to the beachy.
This weekend the ladies of MLISA took a side trip to the beach, ( Dogs in tow, just like Paris and Nicole) and overheard this…. “Ugh don’t use tampons, thay’re bad for your vay-gina” -12 year old asian tween.