A pigeon flew into my head
It got stuck and flew around for a bit. I’m just going to die
Does your mom give you a curfew?
Some things just aren’t as they appear - sometimes they are even better. I learned this on Saturday night when spending time with an old friend from high school. I don’t really see her very much because she resides in Connecticut, but managed to pull it together for one night. “Lets go to this awesome bar uptown” she says as I begin to recoil in fright. UPTOWN? YOU MEAN ABOVE 14TH STREET? Christ!...
Special Guest Film Critic: LORI on “I Know Who...
Top Ten Best things about the feel good hit of the summer I Know Who Killed Me… 1) Lindsay Lohan is a paraplegic with no right arm or leg. She also has an electric leg that she regularly forgets to plug in and charge. She’s silly. 2) It’s basically like the Parent Trap 2: she ends the movie by hugging her long lost identical twin sister who had gotten identical twin stigmata, a big BIG plot...
HERE WE COME AMERICA!!!!!
For solely the sake of live-blogging and alledged chicken fights Monique and Caroline are taking over The South in a super sweet roadtrip. Jealous? We’ll update, maybs put photos of chicken fights.. you know. The usual, just more tacky