September 2007
8 posts
I was in an elevator with the President of...
A Very Real Instant Messenger Conversation: I was visiting the Sudanese Consulate today and when I was exiting the elevator stopped and there were about 50 people there, and the secret service held the elevator door open so the President of Kazakhstan could get in. He was kindahot.
CMJokers…no more “Wolves” please
CMJ, that terrible/ridiculous four day music marathon where two bands you like play a show that either starts at 6pm or 2am along with four of the worst bands you are ever guaranteed to hear is coming back to plague New York with lotsa kids and creepy record executives. In past years, we have seen wonderful shows (Of Montreal) and awful shows (everything else). If you read the list of bands...
BEST/WORST MOVIE EVERRRR?
Watch this!!! Southland Tales Wikipedia Plot Summary El Paso and Abilene, Texas have fallen victim to twin nuclear attacks on July 4, 2005 – a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions which sent America into war. The Patriot Act has been upgraded to a new agency known as USIDENT, which keeps constant tabs on citizens – even to the extent of censoring the internet and using fingerprints in order to...
The Subway Stopped Being Terrible Long Enough to...
I took this photo while waiting for the train. Unfortunately, I did not heed any of the warnings and ended up on 125th st and Lenox Avenue or whatever, about a mile away from 103rd and Broadway, where I was trying to go. I fucking hate hate hate hate hate the subway! Why can’t every train just go to every stop ever? Now that i have an iPhone, i am way too famous to take public transportation. Now...
The Hillz?
posted by caroline
Some New Opinions
With all the talk about Britney’s VMA performance on the internets, one very important thing has come to light: people still do not know how to spell her name correctly! I mean, sure, “Brittany” is a more common spelling but Britney has been famous for 8 years! You have seen her name written hundreds and hundreds of times…spell it correctly, you dumb skank. Next opinion: Those t shirts that have...
VMAs…the “A” Stands for Awkward!
About a month ago, I read an article about all of the changes being made to the VMAs for this year, and I said to myself “this is going to be such a disaster.” The ideas they had come up with were the kind of things marketing people whose answer for every campaign is “viral video” would come up with. Let’s face it: literally nobody knows what kids like anymore. Except High School Musical. That one...
I found it! On the Internets
whilst trolling the Gawker this morning i found a pretty awk moment in their comments section: Guevara248, commenting on How’s The Journalism Job Market? “No shit the job market sucks. How about this - I came across a Craigslist posting last night…FOR MY JOB! The job I currently hold. Needless to say it has been an awkward morning at work…” posted by caroline
