My dog is a little bitch.
My dog Lazy ate a condom this morning. GROSS!! She seemed pretty proud of herself. If that wasn’t awkward enough, I now have to inspect her poop to see if she’s passed it, and I look like a total psycho when I am doing it on the street. Even Lazy looks embarrassed to be with me. Maybe I should have used this method to train her… UPDATE: She pooped it out!!!! It took...
This is amusing. →
Also moms really like calling you 45 times to remind you that daylight savings is approaching. AlsoAlso this is pretty funny too !!!!!PARODY
Too bad you can't eat it. →
The times thinks that cellphones can save the world, akin to 13 year old girl.
Call for entries- FuglyCollin.info
Touché Collin! In order to offset the exceedingly unattractive photos Collin posts on his ‘hipper than thou’ photoweblog thing, www.letsbecomefamous.com, mylifeissoawkward is taking a stance and creating fuglycolin.info*, ( Because what can be more embarassing than a .net), where we can collect and archive for future generations the unattractive moments of Collin, and really get him...
HEY! WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!
The dude Caro7line (the seven is silent) is seeing thinks that I don’t like him. I don’t know where he got that from…. Touché! I asked him to be my boyfriend on the facebook. That proves I like him, right? Most people think it’s weird, but I think it’s hilarious. UPDATE! He accepted!!!!!!
Why can't I function normally
monique: omg starbucks gave me a small regular coffee instead of decaf
4: 06:53 PM monique and i am A CRAZY MACHINE
caroline: i feel like you are running around your office attacking people
moniqueisneat: I WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND SMASH THINGS
moniqueisneat: I AM
moniqueisneat: I ACCUSED THIS DUDE OF STEALING
caroline: the incredible hulk!
moniqueisneat: I FEEL LIKE I AM ON DRUGS
moniqueisneat: I AM A ROCKETSHIP READY TO TAKE OFF
moniqueisneat: i want to cry
Gather 'round my lactarded bebes
I’ve had this ridiculously annoying sore throat/cough thing for 3+ weeks now which means that I am obviously eating more ice cream. (It helps! I swear!) Since I can’t have real ice cream, I have to shop for alternatives in the Loser Section of the grocery store. I am here to provide a lovely public service for the readers of this website who may also have trouble digesting le dairy. As...
Michael Giacchino, "LOST" composer, has a weakness...
jessenovak: I think this guy’s music is really brilliant, but when he had to name the tracks for the soundtrack CD, he made some pretty surprising choices for track names. Highlights: Getting Ethan Thinking Clairely Locke’d Out Again Booneral Shannonigans I Crashed Your Plane, Brotha mlisa- HA, lovez punz