My Life Is SO Awkward

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August 2008

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“

Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic Ocean…for fun.

Michael Phelps can split the atom. With his bare hands.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Michael Phelps’ computer. Michael Phelps is always in control.

Michael Phelps brought Pangaea back together so he could enjoy one uninterrupted ocean.

Michael Phelps made Godot wait for him.

Michael Phelps knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

”
—gawker ect.
Aug 17, 2008
Aug 15, 2008
I don't have a television, but I wish I did.

10:13
Monique
whats going on nowwww

10:14
bonnie
it hasnt started
me and sara are just googleing pics of mikey’s tat

10:16
Monique
ughh sexxxy
is he wearing the Racer? Tell me more!

10:17
bonnie
NO
he is winning
like crazzzyyyyy
omg
he is killling!
omg
amazing
he killed
he is so hot
i have to go passs out
because of him
and get his face tatted on my back

Aug 11, 2008
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Aug 4, 2008
Aug 3, 2008
Funemployed

I got laid off from my job last week, which was pretty fun. It wasn’t my fault (the economy, etc) but I still feel like a total loser. This is the first job I’ve ever been fired from! Now my family tells me every ten minutes to get a new job, which is really nice of them. The other thing people do when you are funemployed is to remind you all the time that you are broke. Like if I talk about something that I want to do, someone will say “You can’t. You don’t have any money because you lost your job.” Like it costs money to DREAM. Thanks guys.
I wish someone would just give me money and not make me do anything. Doing stuff is SO HARD and I am SO SLEEPY and I need to watch SO MUCH TV. The only job I want now is eating pizza and watching movies in bed. Is that a job yet? Can someone pay me to do that? Please let me know if you hear about any employment opportunities.

posted by Caroline.

Aug 3, 2008
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