Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic Ocean…for fun.
Michael Phelps can split the atom. With his bare hands.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Michael Phelps’ computer. Michael Phelps is always in control.
Michael Phelps brought Pangaea back together so he could enjoy one uninterrupted ocean.
Michael Phelps made Godot wait for him.
Michael Phelps knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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