December 2009
16 posts
Anti-Semitism: officially funny now
My cousin’s friend from high school would always joke about how awkwardly anti-semitic and vaguely racist his super-WASPy, rich grandparents were. Here is part of an email that was just received from him:
my father just found a letter from my great grandmother to my great grandfather informing him of the birth of her first grandchild in New York in 1935. The letter was in an envelope that...
We are dignified and classy ladies.
Caroline: I stopped myself from eating an entire bag of microwave popcorn that was probably the hardest thing i did all day.
Monique: woah. i went to three stores for christmas presents. and i only got stuff for myself!
Modern Day Confessions #3
On my flight back to the states I really just want to watch Love Actually or The Holiday and have one too many whiskey dranks. What’s up Business Class!
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New design for my life is so BLOGward!
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Taking the Temperature- HOT/NOT December 2009
HOT
Melrose Place 2009- OMG do you remember the old melrose place? Probably not because all of our readers are like 16. But I remember it, and my fav character Sydney is back. That bitch is so crazy! Also Ashley Simpson-Wentz, mother of Bronx Mogli Simpson Wentz is the worst actress, shock!. Augie is hot but Caroline told me he was fired/killed off. Sorry for the spoiler!
NOT
Farmville- What...
people are so boring
via the “Dear Prudence” advice column on Slate.com
Nose tw, Ind.: Hi Prudy, I know this is a bit out of left field, but I don’t know who else to ask. Is there a term for when somebody has the exact same nose as you do?
If you have the same parents, you’re siblings. And if you have the same job, you’re coworkers. If you play basketball together: you’re...
More Stolen Blog posts
jezebel.com editors posted today about their best and worst Christmas presents, and some of the comments on the post are pretty funny. I’m going to repost some of the best ones below…obviously only the “worst” presents are funny. No one cares how your grandpa made you a tack box for your horse tack out of wood from his farm because zzzzzzzzzz.
cement from my aunt. The...
OMG we love the Awl so much because they do our...
Korean Ladies: Not as naturally skinny as they’d have you believe
The Korea Times’ announcement today that one in five Korean women are intentionally starving themselves in order to look “beautiful” shocked a community comprised of exactly 0.000003% of the country’s inhabitants. People who have “met a Korean woman” or “sat across from one during...
