They read my snail joke on the lilo and stitch ride. This is what sucess is.
It’s only two hours from Greenville sc to Atlanta. There we will be taking a tour of the Atlanta capitol and visiting our first set of grandparents. Greenville is an awesome town and we would live to one back someday.
Caroline: hey i made new plans
me: ok what are they?
Caroline: good ones
we are going to stay with my friend M. in south carolina
on tuesday night instead of driving the whole way to atlanta
Caroline: she lives 2 hours north of atlanta
and she has a bar quiz team that happens that night. called Quizbollah.
me: oh lord
Caroline: i was like I WANT TO GO TO THAT
me: does that mean we are only staying one night in atlanta, or pushing everything back?
Caroline: it means one night in ATL
me: ok. i have to rearrange my date with chingy and 36 mafia
Caroline: instead of getting there late night we will just drive 2 hours there in the morning
me: and young jeezy and da brat
and ludakris, and TI
Caroline: are these people really from the ATL?
Caroline: or are you just naming rappers?
me: atlanta rappers!
Caroline: did you wiki it?
i heard a piece on npr
about atlanta v. new orleans v. houston rappers
that is the NERDIEST reason ever
me: i know
Road trip Americana part two!!
Because we were so busy being employed this summer, Caroline and I missed our annual road trip to places south of New York. Fortunately we don’t have that problem anymore!! This year insted if going to dollywood, nashville and various parts of kentucky. We will be visiting Washington DC, hotlanta, Disney world and South Florida!! And that’s just on the way down! We’ll take...
How many hours are you driving?-robin One million-us– Road tripppppppp
Ok that’s two court people that have hit on me. The second was a man with a baby. So awkward!!!
Now Monique is Writing Restaurant Reviews??
I just found this on Menupages. It’s about the Mermaid Inn on 2nd Ave. Seems my tiny friend is branching out into writing restaurant reviews…nice fake name btw Posted by Francesca on 01/23/2008 Elf Food If you’ve seen the ad on TV you’ll know what I mean…The food was delicious but I was still hungry after I left there. The sardine appetizer was good but one and a...
I scammed new headphones out of the Apple store even though mine were out of warrantee (just look sad. and BE A GIRL). Well, apparently I got exactly what I deserved because these new headphones are giving me tons of electric shocks to my ears! I am going to develop a Pavlovian response (google it, monique) to the sound of Ira Glass’s voice on This American Life, where I flinch my face off...
Just so you know....
My dad listens to the soul town station on xmradio constantly. It never changes. Even on Christmas. And it’s probably even worse because there are about 10 soul songs and they just repeat constantly. It’s the worst!!!! posted by Monique FROM CAROLINE: My dad listens to literally any station on XM Radio and insists on playing it in every room of the house. Sometimes I like to...
Tina Fay's Twitter
Tina Fey’s Twitter is the bomb. example… Know what sounds good right now? A McRib Sammich. 12:47 AM Sep 29th, 2008 from web Halloween is good because I can pretend I’m buying candy to give away. 12:15 PM Oct 18th, 2008 from web I don’t know why I even bother chewing corn anymore. 5:45 PM Jan 13th from web http://twitter.com/TinaFey Its like she’s...
I love Hillary’s hands.
pumpkin seeds should be required by law to be roasted. I just bought some raw ones and they taste light garbage/dirt. Everyone write to your senator! posted by caroline
Monique is less of a dork
Monique: i did write to wendy the snapple lady and she sent me coupons. BIZZANGGG!!!!!
Caroline: what did you write to her?
Monique: I like ssnapple? i was like 6
Caroline: you know she didn't actually make the snapple herself?
censored by Coroline
THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION!!!
Monique: i know, duh
remember she had that desk in the commercials and she would read out letters
Caroline: oh maybe
liberated by Monique
The definition of Awkward.
Pro christian paraphanalia. SO AWKWARD! eek! I feel uncomfortable even looking at them. via gawker.
Superbowl XXXCVGIIIVXC Preview!!!!
Just kidding, we don’t know anything about football, unless it’s Friday Night Lights! I don’t even know who’s playing. I hope Ocho-Cinco wins!!! posted by monique