A Moment Like This
I was browsing at my library today and in the biographies section, i noticed that TWO of the books in this fairly small section were bios of American Idol winners. Now, my library is pretty tiny, and a lot of space is taken up by books in Russian and Chinese. Therefore, I would argue that Heart Full of Soul: An Inspirational Memoir About Finding Your Voice and Finding Your Way by Taylor Hicks and...
I love you, Paul Revere
I was reading the Frequently Asked Questions section on a silversmith’s website and they are so bizarre. By definition, a FAQ is something FREQUENTLY asked, not random crap that ONE person ever has wanted to know the answer to. Someone needs to call this guy out because the questions he posts are in no way “frequently” asked of him and I’m pretty sure some of them were...
I dream in web 2.0
I had a dream last night that my dog was lost, and I immediately logged on to tumblr to post a photo of her and a plea for help that all you readers keep an eye out for her. Yeah, like there are enough people who read this blog to help me successfully find my dog. posted by Caroline
gifparty: i am going to paris! see you all later! monique
You want me to use ALL of my appendages?
I have four days to learn how to drive a stick shift. This would not be a problem if 1) I lived somewhere where people had stick shift cars 2) The people I actually know with stick shift cars would never just let me borrow it to practice on because it costs more than all of my organs 3) EUROPE REALIZED HOW SILLY THEY ARE. Which brings me to a major issue. I’ve thought of calling driving...
I just finished reading The Story of Edgar Sawtelle, one of last year’s bestselling novels. Here is the issue: EVERYONE FUCKING DIES AT THE END! I mean literally there is a fire and every character is killed. The main drive of the story is that after Edgar’s dad dies in the middle of the book, his evil uncle who secretly killed the dad starts getting romantic with his mom. After 500ish...
CALL THE COPS!
My super cute fire escape garden was vandalized last night! My prime suspect is…A SQUIRREL. Murder everyone just in case. posted by caroline
I got accused by the security guard at Whole Foods of stealing corn today. Just goes to show you that you shouldn’t decline the bag AND the receipt. I guess I can understand why I looked sketchy, as I was walking out of the store holding the corn in my hands, with cheese and a lime stuffed into my purse. I am so embarrassing. posted by Caroline