July 2009
7 posts
You know what's awkward?
Every SINGLE time my mom calls me she think’s I’m sleeping.
It was weird when I was living in New York, but Turkey is 7 hours AHEAD.
No mom, I’m not sleeping at 8pm! GOSH.
posted by Monique
my stepmom also always thinks I am sleeping. Every phone call from her starts with “i’m sorry did I wake you? You sound really sleepy.” And I am like UGH WHEN DO YOU...
PSA-https://secure2.convio.net/wbez/site/Donation2?... →
Hey,
Maybe you should think about lending a hand to This American Life.It’s an awesome program and they totally deserve your .30 cents. I know I am in the mood for donating, for the first time. And yeah, it does make me feel better.
I hope i get a tote bag!
M
La dolce Vita Türkçhe
Backstory: I recently moved from New York to Istanbul because I like fresh yogurt.
So the apartment is being handed down to me from this crunch yoga Brit lady who emails me constantly with detailed descriptions of the apartment (none of which came true). And she always talks about the glory hole, which turns out is actually like a storage closet.
The first time I was like WHAT? The gay...
Crap Email from My Dad
Daddy,
Can you send me mom’s zucchini bread recipe? I have a lot of zucchini lying around.
- Caroline
RESPONSE
Caroline,
I am sending to you many of Mom’s recipes. I had thought the zuccini bread recipe was the same as the apricot date bread, but I suspect not. It was my favorite. She made the chocolate cake squares and the lemon bars a lot a lot, expecially when she...
Not Guilty, Y'all Gotta Feel Me
Last week, while waiting to pick Monique up at Penn Station to take her to the airport to move to Turkey Sandwich, I was forced into a No Standing zone when I moved out of the way to let an ambulance take my spot. I was trying to pull back into traffic when I was ticketed by a mean lady cop in the amount of $115.
Fast Forward to yesterday when I heroically journeyed to the Financial District (in...
