October 2009
15 posts
Scenes from 8th grade
My 8th grade crush was Mike DonGiovanni. What? I’m from New Jersey!
He sat behind me in science, or something. I don’t remember but the farthest we got was dancing to the song from Titanic during the 8th grade spring fling. I happened to wearing a juicy couture tank top (I know. Kill me) and a pair of jeans that probably looked terrible on me.. I definitely had braces. He had just...
September 2009
10 posts
Could I be MORE creepy?
I work as an assistant to a jeweler and one of my duties is answering her emails on her behalf. To make this easier, she just gave me the password for her email account so I could write as if I was her. Yesterday, I was in one of the stores that she sells to, and I was introduced to the store owner, Rony, for the first time by one of the salesgirls who works there that I know. Instead of saying...
FML vs MLISA
Has anyone noticed that hit blog fmylife.com is basically exactly the same as the original incarnation of MY LIFE IS SO AWKWARD? When we first started out, we had a big long list of awkward junk that happened to us, and we posted reader’s submissions from their own lives.
I’m not mad (YES I AM) but I am just saying that they are verrry similar except their’s sucks. Do not visit...
Too lazy to blog...
Re posted from a gem of a blog The Awl
Big Baby, Big Issues
Everyone’s talking about the giant Indonesian baby, but no one is giving a thought to the regular-sized baby they posed next to him to provide scale. What is that baby thinking? Is he afraid? Does he feel inadequate? Is he worried that he’s a disappointment to his parents, being what he must presume to be undersized in...
Friendz
Here’s a totally real news article about my love of Hilary Duff
“Self proclaimed “number one fan” Monique (mylastname) could not even hold herself together when asked to describe what exactly it is about Ms. Duff that inspires her every day. ‘she just…i mean…i love…so much hope,sobbed Monique as this reporter looked on.”
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nerds →
here’s an article about the National society for bell ringing or something like that.
It’s actually pretty interesting (and lame. but also interesting)
ps: i just went into the grocery store and my only purchases were cat food and sugar free ice cream. sigh
catch you on the flip side,
m
