Can I Come Live With You?
My boyfriend and I are trying to find a new apartment to move in to next month. We need something pet friendly, over 350 sq feet, and not located on the intersection of Rape St. & Murder Rd. For those of you familiar with New York City rental pricing, you know that this is an impossible dream for those without tons of money. Complicating this scenario further are those sleazy, lying jerkbags...
First FML now THIS crap?
Another rip off of this here adorable website! My Life is Awk. More like, My Life is Poorly Designed! z-z-z-zing! Caroline wrote: I want to fight them in a parking lot. Monique wrote: or we could murder them Caroline wrote: OMG OMG OMG WHAT DO WE DO? Monique wrote: CHICKEN OR THE EGG!! http://mylifeisawk.com/
Post of the year???
OK, so it seems like my recent post entitled “Ham?” might be the number one most popular post on MLISA ever. It’s definitely gotten the most thumbs up from other tumblr users. I can believe this because I was there when the actual event occurred and I know how funny it was, but how do you guys know that I didn’t just make the whole thing up? Well, tie down your hats and...
My boyfriend went to the supermarket yesterday and even though he was only buying three things, he actually wrote out a grocery list on the back of a receipt. This is exactly what the list said: Cereal Cheese Ham? He was upset when I laughed at him for not being able to remember three things, and his lack of commitment to buying ham. I spent the rest of the morning yelling “HAM...
9/11 is the Best Kind of Awkwardness!
My boyfriend just sent me this image of a combination hair salon/tax prep store in the bronx. Then, he was using google earth to look at the street around that store (what IS he being paid to do at work exactly? Not google earth-based investigations, that’s for sure) and he found this totally awkward deli that appears to use images of the twin towers to form the “11” in...
The internet mocked me
So this total nerd on this web forum I use for help on html issues made fun of me via the internet! What! I though the internet was a refuge from bullies! You suck admin! ________________________________________________ Admin Hi again, You’ll need to change the .left styles find the .left class in your stylesheet, and set the fonts of your choice for each tag h2,p,… and so. Let me...
From Last Years DRIVE OF TACOS!!
***Note we actually haven’t gotten that close yet*** January 2008- MLISA is totally a non-profit org*, right? FUNDRAIZING UPDATE!!!! Because Caroline and I are such loving martyrs we decided to offer up our hard-earned (or fan donated) taco money to educating future generations of youth on the many awkwardnesses of life….Also our taco drive coincides with the renewal of this site. So!...
parents pt 2
Sara did i tell you about my parents visiting last summer? 7:00 monique no tell me? was your dad toothless? 7:00 Sara hahaha nope they decided to come, but the family can’t buy plane tickets and hotel rooms! instead they drove all the way here IN THE CAMPER WITH THE DOG to stay in dc i called it the national lampoons 7:02 monique haaaa where did they...
It just keeps getting better
monique so my parents are coming to istanbul and my dad just called to tell me he’s getting dental surgery right before he comes and he will be TOOTHLESS for the while trip so classy! 6:58 Anne and attractive! 6:58 monique oh god i was like, can you get a filler? and he said not till he comes back REALLY? 6:59 Anne why would he want to do that??? what is he...
The future is here ( or like last year)
We have a twitter! Did you know? We barely knew!! http://twitter.com/mylifeissoawk
That Very Special Time of the Year!
Remember 2008? It was the first ever “Buy Caroline and Monique Tacos” fundraising drive and if I remember we reached our lofty goal of 30 bucks. Also we have now been blogging for FIVE YEARS. I actually can’t believe it, it’s starting to get weird! So here it comes 2010! We’re still unemployed and the thirty bucks it costs us to keep this site up is taking money...
In other news
OMG when did we get 44 followers? WHASSSSUP internet!
After a year (can you believe it?! A whole year!) of living in Istanbul my parents are coming to visit. This is incredible, because in my whole life they’ve never come to visit me. Ever. After living in New Jersey and going to school in New York there was never any reason for overnight visits. Every few Sundays they would wake up at 7am and drive over to my East Village apartment where my...
Cat Called for Jury Duty! →
In what is unquestionably the most important new stories to come out of my home state in a long time, a CAT has been called for Jury Duty in Massachusetts. The reasoning behind this is entirely the idiot cat owner’s fault. She says that on the last census, she crossed out the space for “Dogs” and wrote “Cat” and her cat’s name (Sal Esposito), despite the fact...