My boyfriend just gave me a really good present. It’s a nylon tote bag that cinches up into a little heart shaped sack so you can always have a tote bag on the go! I guess I’ll tie it to my bike or something because if I tied it to the subway I’d probably never see it again. Here are the two best parts:
1. His boss was going to throw it in the garbage.
2. It says “THE BACK UP PLAN” on both the bag and the cinch sack!
Now, I am a long time fan of Jennifer Lopez (not true) as well as shitty romantic comedies (also not true) so there’s nothing that I would be more proud to “tote” (haha, get it?) than a bag promoting her terrible new movie.
posted by Caroline
PS - CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP THROWING GARBAGE IN MY BIKE BASKET? EVERY GODDAMN DAY THERE’S LIKE HALF A SHOE, AN ORPHANED BABY, TWO HOBOS AND SIX BEER CANS IN THERE. I’M LOSING MY MIND. DO PEOPLE THINK THE BIKE BASKET IS SOME KIND OF PORTABLE TRASH CAN? BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY NOT. AND I LIVE IN MANHATTAN SO THERE IS A PUBLIC TRASH CAN AT BOTH ENDS OF EVERY BLOCK. OMG SRSLY I WILL PUNCH EVERYONE.