japan just keeps betting better →
man’s photo of baby morphs into Japaneese viral icon…. he can now say he’s big in japan read more
Monique and I went to see Easy A yesterday in the early afternoon because we don’t have jobz and on the way into the theater we had the following conversation: Monique: Like, how many tweens are going to be packed into this theater? Caroline: None- they’re all IN SCHOOL! Monique: SCHOOL! I love it! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I can eat candy for dinner! Caroline: I have a...
This awkward story comes straight from my friend Anna, via gchat. so i got bitten by a dog last night a very small dog CHOMP right on my wrist so now because of the bandage i look like i tried to kill myself posted by Caroline
omg, the worst part about flying halfway around the world to surprise your family and grandma on her 90th birthday on the Jersey Shore (that’s right! fist bump!) is that your mom! (ugh mom!) bought three kilos of ham AND a ham hock to make sandwiches, and when you ask for the Turkey she says “I’m sorry! I didn’t know you were coming” and you’re all like UGHHH...
A roundup of my boyfriend's activities on Twitter
These are presented without comment, except that I really wish he’d stop tweeting at famous people. It’s so weird. @50cent you can keep the picture of it poopin to yourself. The Great Escape #moviesaboutshitting The Good, the Bad & the Ugly #moviesaboutshitting Big #moviesaboutshitting @Katiecunningham congratulations! What’s it for? Tampons I hope! I keep...
My internet was knocked out last weekend by my suck-ass neighbor and now I have to use the internet at the library like a homeless person until it can be restored. The people at the library are a total creep-show. Why aren’t they at work on a Tuesday afternoon??? Seriously people. They are probably wondering the same thing about me. Sigh. posted by Caroline
My Weekend behind the Iron Curtain: A report
Dear Caroline, I went with some friends to Bulgaria this weekend and I wanted to tell you how awesome post-soviet russia is. First off we took the night train, which was basically made the same year Stalin came to power. The directions inside the car was in German and Russian. Think about that. Also it took twice as long as if you drove, and they made you get out of the train at 4am to go...