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Here’s a totally real news article about my love of Hilary Duff

“Self proclaimed “number one fan” Monique (mylastname) could not even hold herself together when asked to describe what exactly it is about Ms. Duff that inspires her every day. ‘she just…i mean…i love…so much hope,sobbed Monique as this reporter looked on.”

“Jaques’s close friend and more closeted Duff fan Caroline (herlastname) stared at her feet, apologizing for her friend. She then ate the rest of (mylastname)’s sandwich since (mylastname) was too emotional to notice, blowing her nose and drying her eyes on one of her many exotic cats.”