My Life Is SO Awkward

Ughhhh, Phone Sex

Thu, 31 May 2012 13:47:12 -0400

I found this in the comments section on xojane.com MzDaveez: I worked for an adult phone...

My Sister, the Pre-school Teacher

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:06:01 -0500

Lindsey: Will you come to work with me for a little bit on Friday so I can show you off to the...

I found this on shutterfly.com. In addition to literally not...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:03:50 -0500

I found this on shutterfly.com. In addition to literally not making sense (a baby is only a baby ONE time, fyi you guys), it seems in poor taste to use a 1970s song about taking a lady to bonetown to sell birthday party invites for a baby.

posted by caroline

Look, I get that some people are just going to memorialize the...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:50:35 -0500

Look, I get that some people are just going to memorialize the shit out the World Trade Center forever, and while it’s not my thing, it’s fine. BUT, you should maybe do it in a somber and meaningful way and not by wearing a t shirt that makes the World Trade Center towers look like adorable little boy scouts with yellow neckerchiefs.

posted by Caroline

Spotted on the way home to Boston for Christmas! OMG EVERYONE...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:38:22 -0500

Spotted on the way home to Boston for Christmas! OMG EVERYONE YIKES! Can we also please note the Jesus Fish, and the “It’s a Child, Not a Choice” bumper sticker? I wish I had a sticker on my car that said “It’s a DEER, not a hat for your car.” That’s why people hunt deer right? Car hats?

PS - Abortion forever!

PPS - Mass Pike forever!

posted by Caroline

My boyfriend’s dog is such an asshole. posted by...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 19:42:12 -0400

My boyfriend’s dog is such an asshole.

posted by Caroline

BOGATY FOREVER

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:46:00 -0400

My apartment ceiling collapsed and is being rebuilt (fancy!) and the dude working on it is...

I NEED YOUR HELP, YOU GUYS

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 11:21:00 -0400

Hey! I submitted photos of my patio to the re-nest.com Small Cool Outdoors contest. The grand...

Are these little asian kids being racist against Americans?

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:01:08 -0400

Are these little asian kids being racist against Americans?

Tommy Hilfiger's Son is SUCH a Twit

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:48:00 -0400

Tommy Hilfiger's Son is SUCH a Twit:...

We're Heading Out West!

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:09:16 -0400

In 2007 we drove to Tennessee, saw a lot of billboards about Jesus and met a magical talking taffy...

So based on my interest in comedy films and a sexy mexican...

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:06:00 -0400

So based on my interest in comedy films and a sexy mexican movie, Netflix thinks that I would like a documentary about found footage from the Warsaw Ghetto? Netflix has a real Nazi agenda, I tell you.

Posted by Caroline

618 million people search Google for "Google" every month

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:40:45 -0400

618 million people search Google for "Google" every month: All of those people are my parents....

Quality Bird Advice

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 11:09:43 -0400

I was in an elevator this morning, and there was a little TV screen on the wall to tell me the...

Things be CRAZY at the Anne Frank House

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 17:44:13 -0400

I just read an AMAZING, totally bonkers article in the NY Times. Anne Frank, basically the most...

WTF apple genius? I don’t wanna get knocked up? Where did...

Tue, 24 May 2011 14:05:46 -0400

WTF apple genius? I don’t wanna get knocked up? Where did that come from?

How about suggesting more movies about cats and single ladies realizing they control their own happiness? At least that’s closer! UGH!!!

monique

I just stumbled across this series of photos taken when I was a...

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:42:29 -0400

I just stumbled across this series of photos taken when I was a little baby. I was apparently spending the day being watched by my grandmother because these photos were taken at her home. I am guessing she spent the whole day drunk, because why else would she have let me wrap a phone cord around my neck, attempt to pop a balloon in my own mouth and reach for a fragile glass candle holder, all while taking photographs??? Grandma was the BEST!

posted by Caroline

Sims-sational

Thu, 12 May 2011 16:07:00 -0400

I was just reading a cute piece on theawl.com about good things to name your Oregon Trail family and...

This is Boomer. He is one of the mascots of the Columbus Blue...

Wed, 11 May 2011 16:28:00 -0400

This is Boomer. He is one of the mascots of the Columbus Blue Jackets, which is a hockey team that no one has ever heard of. It’s in the NHL and everything so that is surprising. The team name is built around the premise that Ohio donated soldiers to the Union army in the Civil War. Big fucking deal, Ohio. Everyone furnished soldiers. And “Blue Jackets” hardly makes me think about the Civil War.
Anyway, Boomer looks like a total sinister creepshow with that mustache and kids don’t care about the Civil War. He is a perfect mascot. OH WAIT. He totally looks like a penis. Boomer is the worst mascot.

posted by Caroline

This is a really good wikipedia article

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:41:49 -0400

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_George_W._Bush